i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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