It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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