you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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