and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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