people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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