We won't sleep together?
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
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