So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Randomize
