I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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