you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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