And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
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