thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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