He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
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