Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I'm having to shit out rocks
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