fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
It's Friday. Sex?
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Randomize
