On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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