I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
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