i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
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