I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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