apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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