Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
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