physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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