I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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