no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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