The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Dignity is for republicans.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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