literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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