like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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