you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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