Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Just high enough for therapy.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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