i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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