Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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