Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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