My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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