Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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