He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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