I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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