Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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