Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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