yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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