You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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