So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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