Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
did you just send me my own nude
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
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