Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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