Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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