Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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