Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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