your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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