I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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