No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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