Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
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