Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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