Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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