Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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